Remember back in the day when you would go down to Calamity Beach with your friends and you would eat at Pizzafiend every night because it was really cheap and you were saving your money for Def Leppard t-shirts and tokens to play Asteroids? Of course you don't. But if such a place existed, this would be the shirt they would give you as a prize for devouring their "Pig Pie" in one sitting.

Printed on Bella+Canvas military-green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).